Justifying hurting people is always justifying being one of the bad guys.
The more you think you know, the less it proves you do.
Nobody would know technology is tearing us apart if technology hadn't connected us to talk about it.
The more famous you become, the less accurately you'll be remembered.
You can overcome the punches the world throws at you. When you beat yourself up, you don't have a fighting chance.
It's surprising how many times you can have an excuse that sounds perfect on paper but doesn't really apply or mean shit in reality.
Just because you took a class in college doesn't mean you know shit about shit.
High schools really need to teach classes on defining and maintaing your self-worth.
I predict in 2020 Elizabeth Warren will beat Paul Ryan to be the U.S. president. Then she'll change America about as much as Obama did.
Whoever told you not to ask questions and be skeptical probably also told you to give them money.
I'm ready for politicians to declare war on bills.
Any story of God coming to Earth in human form that involves God making booze for a party was probably written solely by humans.
If God is all-powerful and wants to forgive us, he never needed to sacrifice himself to himself before he could allow himself to forgive us.
It's not mature to learn how to follow orders if you're taught to obey psychopathic , sociopathic, greedy, megalomaniac, idiot leaders.
You'll never be able to live in your dream home because you spent it building the dream homes of your favorite businesses' owners.
Why hasn't Hollywood made a TV series about a redneck MacGuyver yet? Emphasis on the word, "yet."
It's only a matter of time until we see a movie about Google inventing an artificial intelligence based on the internet's hive mind.
Think about about how "successfully" L. Ron Hubbard invented his own religious cult. Then imagine what Alex Jones could accomplish.
Watching/waiting for politicians to do something right is slower and more exhausting than watching software installation progress bars. Sad.
When politicians tell you someone is coming to kill your family, it's to distract you from noticing someone who is coming to take your money
You can't come up with good ideas without coming up with bad ideas in the process.
Thinking about good things generally makes you feel good. Thinking about bad things generally makes you feel bad.
When I watched "Cool as Ice" at a drive-in movie theater, I didn't know how old saying that would make me sound some day.
If you've ever heard of the town, Paris, TX and wonder what it's like, I can tell you from experience, it's the red neck Twilight Zone.
Invent a game like "Magic: The Gathering," except instead of battling monsters, you do/learn what it takes to succeed in relationships.
If we need soldiers to be able to get dishonorable discharges, it must be more important for politicians to be subject to the same standard.
Don't die without having told as many people as possible the most important knowledge you learned in your life.
Whenever someone says you have to give them a yes or no answer right now, say no.
It's amazing how bad of a person you can be when you convince yourself you're a ideal person.
Everyone is: 1.Insane 2. A child 3. So lost they don't know how lost they are. When you understand that, dealing with people gets easier
If you're not reading or listening to new knowledge daily, then don't expect yourself to become much less idiotic.
The angrier you behave on the internet, the more you need to talk to a therapist about your past traumas.
FYI: Just because you had a child doesn't mean you're an adult.
It shouldn't surprise you that Billionaires make bad presidents. All their professional experience revolves around exploiting the public.
Just once I'd like a politician to declare war on bullshit charges in bills like "processing fees," "service fees," etc.
I wish every page, video, picture and audio file on the internet had a button on it that lets you rank its quality and usefulness.
In a perfect world we would have instructional classes in school on dating, sex and masturbation.
Unless your goal is throwing away allies, you're not winning anything by being mean to strangers.
The meaner your leadership philosophy is, the more you're going to inspire your team to hate you and want you to fail.
In a perfect economy there would be no middle men.
People who don't want to fuck you don't go out of their way to talk to you.
Companies tell you their product is happiness, but they know what they're really selling you is poverty.
My theory on why so many women have rape fantasies
I would have watched "Care Bears" when I was a kid if one of them was named "Jean Claude Van Damme Heart."
Most meth users I've met aren't idle. They work at jobs that almost require meth to make it through an exhausting, soul crushing work day
Instead of staffing government mostly with lawyers , we should staff it mostly with computer programmers. Couldn't be any worse.
If you believe in superstition, it shows you don't think. Also, the belief that cuss words are evil is superstitious.
America is like a rice cake covered with Nutella, sweet and unfilling.
When I was taught how to eat a fancy dinner with redundant silverware, I thought, "Man, rich people have so few problems they create them."
Don't give parents tax breaks. Pay them through the DOE so they can be held accountable like teachers for their kids' academic failures.
They tell you to go to college to learn. They don't tell you half your professors will just teach you their shitty life story.
Poverty will always be epidemic as long as the rich make the rules.
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