A trip to the zoo with grandchildren -

a LION sighting!

At a restaurant after the zoo visit,

those adorable grandkids acted like monkeys and elephants, spilling tall water glasses that were filled to the top, and other assorted antics grandmas do not discuss, least of all in public. They're always perfect!

It's always as good as this!

Grandmas don't report the little incidents behind the scenes,

and when asked if THEIR kids ever did "that," the answer is "Of course not!"