Meet Purply! The new resident of the balcony!
Hes a little spiky purple kid with lots of personality... and by personality I mean he will screw your hands if you touch him... He can be very defensive! He loves sun and... uh... screwing your hand with his little purple thorns... yeah, basically that!
He likes selfies and did I mention screwing your hand with his thorns? I don't know... he's starting to sound a wee bit sadist... maybe HE IS SADIST! Maybe all cactus are sadist who enjoys screwing people with their thorns... never thought about that before? 'cause I'm starting to think that's the truth behind them! Think about it, every time you got "impale" by a cactus... maybe, just maybe that was the idea in that evil plant's head all this time!
To see your pain...
To hear you screaming...
To enjoy your suffering...
BECAUSE ALL CACTUS ARE SADIST PSYCHOS!!
Ok, I think I over reacted there... OR MAYBE NOT!! Think about it...
THINK ABOUT IT!!
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