Of course I'm a rich man and travel a lot on yachts.
But what the hell do you need this your cryptoanarchy if this board does not have a sail?
Do not panic! One dude, the lighthouse keeper will sell me an extremely beautiful sail for $ 50
Click on this fucking upvote and I will do like this
like this
or just like this
These are my boards, but the first one without Mom and Dad. Please click on the upvote and the next time I tell a sad story... how I found her under the bench in serfhouse... bad guys like to hang it on the balcony instead of old skis!
CREW
We are just dudes who do not like to be bored and we have solution!
Our captain Akela is poorly adapted to life on the shore, but has enough experience to drown some kind of boat. He have a skill of 10.000 miles and twice sailing around Europe.
The wife of Captain Sonia Medusa often suffers from seasickness, but she is a wonderful artist and a yoga teacher. She also has several thousand miles of sea experience as a jellyfish.
Our boy, was only conceived in the ocean, but perhaps he still has to sniff the salty wind.