As a big fat tease I had always gotten excited to take sexy photos for my boyfriends or dates. It was such an exciting prospect that I would do my hair, and makeup, and pick out lingerie special for each person. Then I would spend hours in front of my timed camera and editing the best photos. I wanted my men to be drooling for more. See, "I Want You to Want Me" - by Cheap Trick, 1977. Eventually I started to develop quite the library and began posting the more tasteful pictures on Fetlife, where a photographer contacted me. He had seen a photo set I did with an apron and wanted to recreate it for his portfolio. See Figure 1 below.

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Figure 1: Naughty Apron Photos

At first I was hesitant. It was one thing to have a naughty hobby in the comfort of my own home and another to pose half nude for some creep with a camera. However, after a few messages back and forth it was clear that he was a professional, and the photos would be for artistic purposes. His website had a good portfolio and he had plenty of references from women who had shot with him.

We agreed to do a shoot and discussed a few photo ideas, acquired props and costumes, and set a day to meet at his house. I brought a friend for safety, because I'm pretty ballzy but I'm not that crazy!

We met the photographer, Mike, at the side door of his home and started unpacking all the costumes, makeup, and hair tools. There were a lot of photo sets we wanted to get through and only one day. I chit chatted with Mike whilst unpacking. He was a nice guy, older gentleman and made me feel very comfortable about the whole being naked in front of a dude holding a camera thing.

The first photo set was my idea, I wanted to be on a table covered in frosting and sprinkles which cover my nipples and pubic area. One thing I did not think of, frosting does not go on smooth over pubic hair. Another thing I did not think of, it is really hard to wash frosting out of your flowing mane of pubes. I had to attack mangled frosting and hair with a pair of scissors before restarting the whole icing process. Then I ran into yet another problem, icing would melt and then unattractively smear all over my inner thighs. The solution? Lay on the table in place while I have someone else apply frosting and sprinkles to my body. Cough cough my best good friend. The results are pictured in Figure 2. We ended up goofing off and had her blow out candles sitting on my nipples as well.

Figure 2: Frosting and Sprinkles

The next photo set would be shot in the bath tub as I would already be wet from washing out icing. We were going for "Woman Who Finished Murdering Her Husband," and so brought out a pack of fake blood and an air compressor to make lots of bubbles. I smeared my makeup down my face and Figure 3 were the results.

Figure 3: Sexy and Evil

After rinsing off fake blood and drying my hair we moved to a boudoir theme. Soft light and lingerie. See Figure 4.

Figure 4: Boudoir with soft light

Then we moved to a standard white background, Figure 5.

Figure 5: White background

The fan was later edited out.

Then, we finally did what we came to do, and took those naughty apron photos. See Figure 6.

Figure 6: Naughty Apron, Take Two

All in all It was a unique experience, and a positive one thanks to a respectful photographer and a very good sport of a friend. We shot for about 5 hours between the costume and makeup changes, and of course, washing frosting out of my pubic hair. There is a lot more time and effort behind taking a good photo than one might assume. At no point did I feel uncomfortable, and the photographer was never sexual towards me. It was very professional. He sent me off with a CD of all the photos and signed an agreement that he would not distribute them anywhere other than the sources we had previously discussed.

I think that nudity and sexuality is considered somewhat taboo in the United States, which is sad, because there's nothing shameful about your body, or sharing it. Personally, I can't wait until my next shoot so I can make more cool, fun, nude art.

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