1 When you ask a chip cupcake of her daughter, she reveals somewhat displeased
2 After you spend a fortune buying a house, your child proof that happiness is in little things
3 They never sleep by feel sleepy, but because they are extremely tired
4 When you open the refrigerator door, you discover the amazing ability of them to the tasting apples
5 And when you want to take a simple coffee mug, you are transformed into the illustrious guest a tea girls
6 By eating an ice cream, your daughter seeks inspiration in the poster of the film "The Silence of the innocents"
7 And when you need to travel by plane with a child, all aircraft passengers curse you to its seventh generation
8 As a childhood, you realize the stalker instinct of his seed
9 And when he realizes he needs to lock your phone's screen to prevent your child call the police
10 They think that, being fragrant, all soap is to eat
11 And require you to find LEGO pieces in the worst way
12 The favorite jewelry box of your daughter actually is your underwear drawer
13 And to convince his princess to put a sweater you need to be endowed with magical powers
14 Sometimes you do not know whether laugh or cry
15 And you are lamenting the fact that the TV channel has stopped producing "The favorite girl program
16 You get upset with the grandiose sugar intake of your daughter
17 Cry for spilled pap
18 And suffer for the microwave fall
Remember, one day you will miss the times when you needed to tame these beasts
