Our story picks up after a terrible fight
The local sheriff had taken me
Sitting in jail
And now I wait.
PlankTown Prison Blues
I hear the train a comin' rollin' round the bend
I ain't seen the moonshine since I don't know when
Well I'm stuck in PlankTown Prison and time keeps draggin' on
While that train keeps a rollin' to the forbidden zone
Well when I was just a young Plank my MinnowMama told me Plank
Always be a good Plank don't ever play with flags
Well I flagged a Plank’s new blog post just to watch it die
When I hear Witty’s whistle blowin' I hang my head and I cry
Well I'll bet there's rich whales eatin' in some sunken pirate ship
Probably drinkin' WhaleAle and eating lots of weeds
Well I know I had it comin' I know I can't be freed
But those DollFinns keep a swimmin' and that's what tortures me
Well if they freed me from this prison if that railroad train was mine
I bet I'd move it on a little farther down the line
Far from PlankTown Prison that's where I long to stay
Then I'd let Witty’s lonesome whistle blow my blues away
Lyrics adapted by TheBugIQ from Merle Haggard's Folsum Prison Blues
Vocals by TheBugIQ
Guest appearance by as the Steeminator. She'll be back.
Guest appearance by as Witty, PlankTown's Express Steem Locomotive
Images courtesy of GSE
Wardrobe provided by PlankTown Prison System
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