Slim, slam, stay calm in a traffic jam.
Crack, whack, eat right to prevent a heart attack.
Slip, slap, use flares when changing a flat.
Crunch, bunch, close your mouth while you munch.
Hurl, pearl, wear panties under a skirt if you intend to swirl.
Cling, clang, yearly rabies shot for your dog, Fang.
Ping, pong, never wear a thong.
Slurp, slump, make sure your garbage makes it to the dump.
Zip, zap, clean your own dog's crap.
Bling, blam, be afraid of the man.
Fric, frac, talk to your children before you smack.
Drip, drop, drink water instead of pop.
Grub, gruel, don't ever play the fool.
Jig, jog, be careful when driving in fog.
Link, lark, practice before you parallel park.
Mice, dice, check your head for lice.
Spring, sprung, mend your fences so they don't become undone.
Nip, sip, think first before you give any lip.
Biscuit, basket, not exercising gets you an early casket.
Slick, slack, don't step on any cracks.