Now I live on planet hearse
Where even being born is a curse
Just to make matters even worse
I like to put my money in a pink purse
I paint my toes and pierced my nose
And occasionally I even dabble in wearing women's clothes
I'm biologically a man once named Sam
Until I put a wig on
Now you will address me as Pam
If not
You must be a racist
So face it
Your about as free as a bumble bee
With a fumbled knee
After falling out of a tree when you watched me pee.....
