Now the ice caps have melted, they set up a Polar Bear Refugee Camp near Peterhead
The paper called them foreign bears, "but at least they're white", it said
The protesters turned up anyway, "Go Home Bears", "Paws Off Our Fish" placards read
So the Polar Bears, happy to oblige where they could, ate the protesters instead
Polar bear for mayor
He doesn't care
What people wear
How they say a prayer
Or do their hair
They all taste the same to him
I was having a polar bear inspired day after going nose to nose at the musuem <3
Photo Sources
[https://pixabay.com/en/polar-bear-bear-zoo-animal-mammal-1518039/]
[https://pixabay.com/en/polar-bears-wildlife-snow-nature-1665367/]
~ Calluna