Hey friends!
The following limerick is my entry into Lymmerik's Limerick Contest #2
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! This limerick contest is going to be big, and I can't wait to see what else he brings to the table. Writing limericks is an incredible way to work those creaky creative muscles. And it gets so much easier with a little practice.
The theme for this week's limerick contest is:
Write Your Original Limerick About Your Favorite OR Least Favorite Teacher in School, Any Grade!
I didn't have a lot of rhyme-friendly teachers from school, but here's what I came up with.
My gym teacher's name was Racine,
The bastard was ever so mean,
When given the chance
I once pulled down his pants;
The view for the class was obscene.
And here's another one I wrote in consideration for the contest. This is NOT my entry. The above is my official entry. I call this one Old and Grey but What The Hey
I had a professor named Kaiser,
No others were older or wiser.
His wife had each year
A new baby to rear,
He must be a spokesman for Pfizer.
That's right, that was a limerick bonus, just for you!
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