You probably noticed already, but I like rhyme.
Welcome to the #DailyLimerick! One thing I've noticed is that young people's names are becoming more and more difficult to rhyme. As a semi-professional limerician, I need more of the classics: Frank, Sue, Joe, Lance, Mike, etc.
To give you an idea what I'm up against in my attempted inclusiveness, here are the current top ten baby names in 2018:
- Emma
- Liam
- Noah
- Olivia
- Ava
- Isabella
- Sophia
- Elijah
- Logan
- Mia
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Try writing rhymes with those names. C'mon, people. A name needs to be rhymed with.