I have this theory that I can write a poem about anything. put me to the test today. Feel free to check out his blog and blame him for what comes next. (9 minutes from conversation start to poem completion)
I was training my new orangutan,
He can prepare meals faster than I can.
Today he brought me a burnt burrito,
I threw that burrito, that's not cool bro.
Now I have to teach him to time travel,
Hopped in the machine, ourselves unravel.
Went too far, now it's 1963,
Orangutan flirted with some girly.
Next thing I know I'm back here on the couch,
Without a burrito now I'm a grouch.