"I'll take the ox-tongue with rice"
then I looked up and said "wow!"
because to my surprise
the waitress was a cow
I looked down at the menu again
murmuring "forget the beef ma'am"
"how 'bout some bacon and eggs?"
"we are out of eggs," she said, "and the owner is a pig on top of that"
"Okay, so what is your soup of the day?"
"The chicken soup," she said, "with lettuce"
But, if I correctly recall when I came this way
the doorman who is a cockerel, might take offense
"Holy cow" - "Yes Sir"
"Do you have a seafood dish?"
"Yes we do, but, just fyi
the dishwasher is a fish."
Alright then, is anyone else in this joint
a vegetable of some sort?
I'll go with a salad if not
Good choice, finally, I thought
As I looked over at the kitchen and I said "what?!"
the cook, a cabbage head, was shaving his carrot.