Hehehhehe, it a cool Tuesday night and I feel like looking for trouble. All the Yoruba boys following me or being followed by me, this is for you.
THE YORUBA DEMON
Its ladies night but I'm alone at the bar
Guys keep coming but they're all sub par
I'm waiting on a saviour before I get taken for ransom
Then I spot him staring, Mr tall dark and handsome(TDH)
Femi didn't approach me like the rest did
He was calm, cool and seductive
His words turned me on like a power grid
They were lethal and effective
I tried to resist his charm
The spirit was willing but my flesh was weak
All my defenses he'd disarm
He was the wolf and I the sheep
He urged me to think less and drink more
Then he ordered us another round
I knew I'd reached my limit
But another shot was inbound
He said the right things and made the right moves
I was defenseless before him
After all the martinis my feet felt like hooves
That's when things started to go dim
He whisked me away to his car
Then strapped me up real tight
Licked his lips as he left the bar
I was his meal for the night
I woke up the next day feeling sore
In a place I couldn't recognize
I heard a knock on the door
"Room service!! Can I come inside"
Mr TDH was nowhere to be found
My ATM card was gone
I learned something that day
Never trust a Yoruba demon
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