Octopuses Given Ecstasy Act Like Humans Do - Daily Spigot 9/23/18

Octopuses Given Ecstasy Act Like Humans Do

_{Octopuses were given Ecstasy, also known as MDMA,
And also known as Molly, to study the acts they’d display.
Octopuses are anti-social by nature, except for the time they are mating.
They are close to us, genomically speaking, and the study was fascinating.
The octopuses act abnormally sociable, under the effects of the drug.
They were seen coming up to the glass, and giving the glass a big hug.}

_{Arachnophobia victims, surely want to avoid this Greek town,
Because it’s all covered in spider webs, which brings arachnophobes down.
The news reports it’s a “spider sex party”, referring to blankets of webbing.
If the town is a tourist attraction, the visitor numbers are ebbing.}

_{A seabird called “red-footed booby”, found a branch of a tree where it rested.
A giant coconut crab came along, and after killing the bird, it ingested
It, and it all was captured on video; we warn you, the killing is graphic.
It’s just part of nature and survival, and the crab is not psychopathic.}

_{Wacka Flocka’s upset at how the super bowl acts are selected.
He seems to be saying the act should be local, and everyone else be rejected.
It looks like it’s in Atlanta this year, and he hates Maroon 5 will be playing.
He likely thinks he should have been picked, ‘cause Atlanta is where he is staying.}

_{Scientists have found we’ve 25 years left, ‘til we’re done for, headlines blare.
We wondered if the article mentioned, that CO2 can be sucked from the air.
Or that Magnesite now is swiftly produced, drawing CO2 from air surrounding.
So we read it and found that it didn’t, which says a lot about views they’re expounding.}

_{The more that we read about carbon dioxide, and how it’s a threat all around,
We still have to wonder what’s going on, when a solution to remove it’s been found.
94 dollars per metric ton is the cost to extract it from the air.
Yet all anyone continues to do, is to argue about how it got there.}

_{Scientists now can produce a mineral, that could end the global warming.
In nature it takes hundreds of thousands of years, for the mineral, Magnesite’s forming.
The scientists’ method takes 72 hours, for Magnesite to be produced.
So, will they do this or like Co2 extraction, see to it that they’re never used?}

_{The news, the news, there's so much in the news
The daily fabrications are so grand.
You likely won't be seeing much differing of views
Because they're all in lock step, understand?}