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I'm writing a poem about our little dog Booger
he has been in our family for almost 12 years
Booger is old and sick so were saying goodbye
this day will be fool of tears
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But today is also a day to remember
all the funny things Booger would do
He looked like he ran into a wall with his face
and Booger was an idiot too
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Booger had seizures all the time
but buds seemed to do the trick
He had great big eyes that poked out of his head
and the little guy had a really big dick
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Booger loved food more than anything else
and he was always kind of plump
He ran down the stairs using only three legs
and that's also how he would take a dump
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He was always standing between your legs
always hoping for a little food
If you did something to piss the little guy off
he would cop a major attitude
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So we bid farewell to our little dog
our Booger was quite a find
He made us laugh and he will be missed
our Booger was one of a kind
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