There is an ice cream shop in the next town called Mayberry. It has been there for many, many years. From time to time it has been sold and each new owner applied their own spin to it, but no matter what other items they may have offered, multiple kinds of ice cream have been the constant.
Some time back I went there with one of my brothers and his family. When we arrived, there was only one booth left open, so that is where we sat. Everything was clean and neat, with one small exception. On one side of the table, the booth seat had a GIANT hole in the middle of it. The seats in general had great deep cushions, but in this one, the vinyl and the padding were gone in the center, down to the wooden part of it as if some monster had taken a big bite out !
Our solution was that me and my little niece would sit on that side, one of us on either side of the hole. 😂
We all had our cones of ice cream and a great time visiting. When it was time to go, I lifted my niece over the hole and into the aisle and THEN.... I pretended I was stuck in the hole and couldn't get up. The kids grabbed my hands and did a fine job of pulling me out. whew
The next morning as I was baking cakes at home, a poem wrote itself in my head, so I wrote it down, typed it up and mailed it to my brother's house. Below is what they received.
A Poem
Inspired by the seat in the booth at Mayberry Gone Country
We were only gonna stay
     For just a few minutes
Have a little ice cream
     With Heath Bar chunks in it
But when we were done
     All full and feeling merry
I got stuck in the hole
     In the seat at Mayberry
I wiggled and jiggled
     I couldn't get up
I pulled and I tugged
     But my bottom was stuck
And just when I thought
     I'd be there forever
My friends gathered round
     And all pulled together
Then after a minute
     It seemed like a lot
My bottom came loose
     With a great big POP !
So next time you go
     Take some friends, eight or nine
Cause just when you're ready to go
     You might find
You're stuck in the hole
            in the seat
                     at Mayberry
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