Are you jerking off when I'm at work?
Like, when I'm sleeping in and you're "on your phone"
is the rustling you whacking your pole while scrolling a
private instagram account I don't know about?
Have you cum inside this coffee cup,
the one with the chipped lip from the dishwasher,
or the one with the green grinch picture?
How do I know what tissues are safe or ones you've
grabbed desperate to stem the flow of jizz over your pants?
Do you read erotica on the toilet? Like, the safest
place you know no one is going to come in? I wonder
do you aim your cock into the bowl to shoot against the porcelain
instead of in your face?
Do you like the smell of your own balls bouncing off the water
rippled with your waste because you've come to love
stroking one out every time you shit?