A poem for a friend about him fighting a giant tuna with a tuba shooting cannon on it's head.

WAR LORD RODNEY HE IS THE MAN
WAR LORD RODNEY PUT THE TUNA KING BACK IN HIS CAN
WITH A MIGHTY DODGE THE TUBA MISSED AND RODNEYS FIST THE TUNA KISSED
KING TUNA LET OUT A FURIOUS HISS I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HE WAS MIGHTY PISSED
FOR THAT WAS THE DAY THAT HIS PLOT HAD FAILED HE GOT REAL SCARED AND PROCEEDED TO BAIL
WAR LORD RODNEY BECAME A HERO THAT DAY AND ON THAT DAY THE TUNA WAS SLAIN
NEVER AGAIN WOULD A TUBA FLY FROM THE TUNA'S HEAD CANNON AND INTO THE SKY
AND NEVER AGAIN WOULD ANOTHER KNIGHT DIE LEAVING THEIR FAIR MAIDEN ALL ALONE FORCED TO CRY
WAR LORD RODNEY A LEGEND WILL STAY FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS UNTIL HIS DYING DAY