When Abigail Was A Big Girl

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When Abigail was a big girl
Was a long time ago
When we lived in our little ville
That's if "little" isn't somewhat oversized

We were short on damsels
If "short" isn't somewhat oversized
But we were yet fulfilled and merry
Basking, for we knew not world beyond our walls
Nor hotter damsels beyond these.

Abigail was a big girl
Cos she happened to have a few inches
Of protrusions somewhere in the bossom
And the bottom
Just a few inches!
Very few, I assure you.
Little like cheekbones

But Abigail was a big girl
Cos though her protuberances were lil
All the other mademoiselles were in complete dearth.
And even longed for hers.
So we, knowing not walls beyond
Fell, in adorement.

And oh how high her shoulders hung!
She was rude and shrewd and crude
And we would, could and should
Have gone through herculeans
To get ours to meet her loins
But we often met the floor
Halted by the arm in the "arm's length".

This went on, but by and by
We left the ville
Later in youth
And had poppy eyes, gaping mouths
As we looked upon lasses beyond our walls.
Protuberances a little baby can sit on
Stand and even lay on
Running from inches to feet!
Jupiter!

And that was it,
How Abigail ceased to be a big girl.
When we went back to the ville
Her sight repugned us
And we were at a loss as to why
She had ever been
In our good graces

So we ignored A"small"ail
Wholly
And soon she was the chaser
And we were the ones fleeing

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