Mr. Urinal - (An Original Poem)

i welcome you all to the funeral,
of my good old friend, mr. urinal.
i swear you’ll be missed by everyone,
and this is where i insert a pun.
we will piss you.

here’s a few words from me to you friend,
i will not just stand here and pretend,
like we got along, but what to do?
i just really need you and miss you.
we will piss you.

time to close the tomb and to say goodbye.
it’s so hard to do it. what a guy,
mr. urinal was. always there,
for me when i needed to, oh well.
we will piss you.