Does your smile hurt?
  Every laugh a stab to your heart?
     Tired of the facade?

      Smile pain free;
    _{Patent Pending.}

    Care for your heart;
      with our special:
    "Heart to Hear" ingredient
           _Trademarked

Break the facade;
      Our Elixir comes in;
   Ultra Sharp Sharder Bottles.
           _{Check local authorities for legality.}

Literally, give laughter a deaf ear.
    Break any facade with a swift swipe.
_{Instructions: Use empty bottle for best results
       ^{Noose Elixir is not liable for any form of lawsuit or claims.}}

   Does your smile still hurt?

      Then you are the problem.

_{Noose Elixir is not meant for
       people who accept that they are the problem}