I am a passionate prisoner
behind romantic bars.
I am obviously locked up
by a sensuous female cop.
May I rot in this jail
and may my bail fail.
I don't want to get out;
it's the truth, no doubt.
A passionate prisoner of lust,
these bars can't get rust.
Forever camped in this closet;
I'll die here, I can boldly bet.
May the judge find me guilty
of this offence not filthy.
May I be locked up till eternity,
let my wife feel no pity.
Lust has lacerated my heart
like a spear tears a hart.
Apparently I will bleed to death
but still remain in good health.