With a nod to the Book of Ecclesiastes.
When I look in a glass this I see,
Years like a river rush past,
My whole world wilting like grass.
If you ask me life's a farce,
All is vanity.
I tell you youngsters what I see,
White blossom on an almond tree.
Old grasshopper that limps along, that's me.
My body's weak, my nerves are raw,
I beg for just one hour more
Each time I hear a tap upon my door.
I've hairs on my head, well a few,
My mouth boasts a yellow tooth or two.
Okay, I'm old and you, damn you, are new.
O God, this chill inside my bones,
O Christ, my limbs are hard as stones.
Each step brings agony and gr-gr-groans.
Hark! Do you hear my wheezy breath?
I can't have all that many left.
Each day I look into the eyes of –
Snip, snip, O goodbye, silver thread,
Crash goes the golden lamp o'erhead.
Old friends of mine drop at life's well, all –
Soon, soon, you young guys too will break,
You’ll go to bye-byes and not wake.
The breath God gave you He is bound to take.
So my advice is have a ball,
Enjoy yourselves, walk very tall,
Soon, Bang! He’ll mow you down against a wall.
When I look in a glass this I see,
Years like a river rush past,
My whole world wilting like grass.
If you ask me life's a farce,
All is vanity.