When Meghan Has the Holidays Off
The Generations Z's answer to Andrew Dice Clay and the Globalist's Pippy Long Stocking have been duking it out in the virtual ring of Twitter.
https://twitter.com/PrydePoet/status/1609278969911836677
- PrydePoet
The masses are eating it up. So far it's been a four hit event: beginning with Tate bragging about his multiple mechanical prosthetics, their power, but ultimate lack of efficiency and stamina. Greta soundly deflected and took advantage of Tate's obvious, if only psychological short-comings.
https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1608056944501178368
- GretaThunberg
Now you would have thought Greta, or her handlers, had delivered a knock out blow, but punch-drunk Tate is not one to stay down. He volleyed back like GI Joe fighting a Barbie ... with a soggy Twizzler.
https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1608212791009374208
- Cobratate
Tate used the tactic which is referred to in the trolling business as ..
Alas also a sauce that left a trail to his whereabouts and led to his arrest ... that's the internet's take anyways.
But for some reason Tate is blaming Keanu.
https://twitter.com/KJ00355197/status/1608763385092493313
- KJ00355197
Not cool; not cool at all. Keanu loves us all.
It is an internet sensation; anyone who is anyone is donning a dirty shirt and getting in their kicks while the memes are hot.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1609254628113420290
- elonmusk
https://twitter.com/PrydePoet/status/1609274618296299521
- PrydePoet
So Hivelanders ... what do you like on your pizza? Comment below.
Wait. What? Who do I blame? Well, of course, I used reason and rationality to sleuth out the real villain.
I blame Meghan for taking the week off.
Newsprint and Algorithms
royal purple linens
striped like a clown
big-top spectacle
lofty and salacious
small-minded mongers
clad in soiled shirts
file through the banners
of elevated dirty laundry
erect and fully on air
a sovereign for a rag
headlines holler
her grace is rude
his highness base
ante up one Georgie-Porgie more
Randy Andy gets a full exposé
Give a Cryptic Bit ...
Meg's violaceous bloomers
revealed on Twitter
for your titillations
examination and decree
but I ask
why the display
dispute and public spat ...
while you devour up the juicy bits
tabloid and tablet makers
gobble up industry and real-estate
the new feudal barons
do not wear crown or tiara
halo or oak leaves
they hold no sword or spear
constitution or divine right
but lord over you handedly they do
with fear, newsprint, and algorithms
***
Words and Images are my own.
Click on any title below to further explore and support my writing.