Excuse me for liking you; but what if I really do?
That doesn't mean I'm a toy you can play with too.
They say I'm a twat! Who cares, let them do;
There aren't many of us, there are only a few.
Let me free of this zoo, and let the world rest on my coo.
I cannot fly, and I can't change anything out of the blue.
Give me a clue and I will break this taboo;
Rather than say "thank you", for letting me kiss you.
One day, I must take a canoe and row down to Peru.
I cannot imbue to the depth of how to make a stew.
I won't find the cure for the biggest flu;
Because I can barely use the glue for my goo.
Who can tell me the truth of making the best brew?
I'm only an ordinary little helpless Jew.
