I sat there and stared at the cops with a smile on my face, and a borrowed cigarette dangling in my hand. “…so the theater owner asked…” I looked out the window and crumbled the cigarette, taking another one out of the package, and put it in my hand. “What do you call that act?” I smiled crumbled up another cigarette, took a sip of water & grabbed another cigarette from the pack. “The Aristocrats! !!” I say snapping my fingers and putting my hands on on my face as though I am a sprouting flower.
“So you wasted 24 hrs of my time, with all that? You are sick & twisted & demented. Ppl shitting,pissing,puking on stage. Ppl fracking their kids, frackin their pets, frackin a wooden post. I am sick, twisted & demented just from hearing this story that has nothing to do with why you were brought in here.”
I smile at the officer. I crumble the cigarette that dangles in my hand. I finish the rest of my water, I take out the last cigarette in the pack let the cigarette softly dangle in my hand.
“Can I get some more water, cigarettes and a candy bar? My sugars are low.” I say
“We can get you a candy bar for yr low sugar, there’s a water machine down the hall, but I cannot and will not get you another cigarette.” The cop says with rage.
“Why? I need another cigarette, I’m craving another cigarette.”
“Over the last day I have seen you go through 17 packs of cigarettes that we have bought you out of our pockets, you have done nothing but fangle those cigarettes in yr hand and crunch them. You haven’t smoked one cigarette. I want to know what you think yr doing? I want to know why you think it’s OK to bully the president and his administration on twitter,Facebook & Tinder? I want to know why you go after people like Ann Coulter, Richard Spencer & Milo on social media and in public? I want to know why you think it’s OK to take out poetry from the library and get a crock-pot from Amazon? I want to know why you have a band that ridicules our great foreign policy, having songs about turning foreign military bases into Punk/Improv/ Hip Hop/Goth bars and libraries thinking that would change the world, how dare you question anything that our government does! !! How dare you say that government needs to be questioned, volunteer and everyone involved. We don’t need people thinking like that. And how dare you invite violence on police when you say we just protect the rich land owners, we don’t need that getting out. So why in all of heck of heckers do you need another cigarette? ” he said
“I like to crush phallic looking things when I’m around a bunch of penises ,cocks & dicks.” I say as I dangle a plastic knife in my hand breaking it in two.