I must say at once: "I saw all the presidents in their coffins with their nuclear weapons, I vote for peace!"

But by chance I was a participant in one independent experiment: "Elections of the Russian Federation Princess in the Dahab bathhouse No.1"

I personally guarantee that these elections are fair, because from the beginning to the end I watched the order in the polling station.

A list of presidential candidates hung over a plate with Russian pancakes to attract the attention of most people. When the pancakes were over we counted the votes.

The main struggle took place between the candidates Vladimir Putin and Ksenia Sobchak. To be honest, most of the candidates' names were unknown to many voters.
Ksenia Sobchak is a beautiful girl, a well-known TV presenter of the scandalous television project "Dom2" And I heard that in the pre-election program Ksenia Sobchak offered to return the Crimea to Ukraine ... Yes, I voted for her.

If the Russians can not make a decision without the president, then at least let this president have a pretty avatar.

But ... fucking Russian,
with a two-vote majority won

Vladimir Putin

Of course I was in SHOCK
It seemed to me that in Egypt on the Red Sea where summer is all year round, nobody cares about a man with a cold heart and nuclear weapons. It was a mistake, the Russians vote for wars where people die because they are poronics and really think that the whole world has rallied against them, the poor.

Do you know why?

• 80% of the population of Russia does not have a passport for travel
• people of such professions as the military, the police and the tax can not leave Russia in principle
• the standard of living of many of the remaining people simply does not allow them to travel even within Russia

... that is, the majority of Russian voters receive information when they sit on the couch in front of a Russian TV?