That's it Michael, don't hold back!
Ship him off to Guantanamo, now you're talking!

We should waterboard anyone who doesn't accept our humanitarian aid.
We can call it "enhanced humanitarian assistance".
And while he's down there in Gitmo, we'll force feed him through his rectum, but just between you and I we'll call it "augmented nourishment". It has a nice ring to it, am I right?
That fat socialist pig will probably enjoy it too much, haha.

Seeing as though you're a fellow proponent of torture, if you ever want me to sign your waterboarding bottle it'd be my pleasure. I get asked to sign these things all the time, really it's not a big deal.