Demand for US hate crimes vastly exceeds supply 🧐

With the grievance economy under severe threat from the lack of real hate crimes, liberal arts majors worry about their future.

The implosion of the Jussie Smollett hate crime hoax this week has been yet another blow to liberals, who had been hoping President Trump would finally deliver the racist, sexist and homophobic America they've been demanding for decades.

What once seemed like the perfect candidate to ensure the bright future of victimhood is now being accused of failing to deliver on his campaign promises. Democrats took to twitter to express their frustrations, blaming the President in no uncertain terms.

Focusing on diminishing prospects in the grievance economy, Speaker Nancy Pelosi said

"@RealDonaldTrump must be held responsible for misleading millions of ignorant liberals to stake their future on victimhood. Also, the Russians."

Recently elected congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez pointed to victims who get insufficiently oppressed, putting them and others at risk of violent self-oppression

This is Trump's America: racism and homophobia so endemic black gays aren't even safe from themselves.

Finally, presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders reminded his followers that not all sectors of the grievance economy seem equally affected by the downturn

I'm glad Jussie Smollett paid the brothers a living wage, but I'm troubled by the jobs we make immigrants do in this country.

President Trump himself has not yet made a comment, but unnamed sources in the White House says they are working on distributing emergency kits to relieve the most affected communities.

These kits come with the basics needed to convince yourself America is a deeply racists, sexist and homophobic country: late night TV and a subscription to Vox.