The time has indeed come. The journey of Mama O to the Presidency is just starting.
She will be President.
She will not divide us. In fact, she will nurture us on her barren, childless tit.
Mama O is only a few short years away.
Here are the top three reasons why Oprah will be President at this date and time.
Black And A Woman
We've never had a Black or a woman as President.
We have had ol' Barack Obama. Barack Obama was half Black and somewhat effeminate. Ergo, because Oprah is seemingly feminine and Black enough to act in those "negro pictures" she did,
HER TIME HAS COME!!!
Oprah Is A Great Speaker
Remember Barak Obama? Remember that great speech he gave at the DNC when no one knew who he was?. I knew it was great, you know it was great. The rest is history. Now its going to be her-story.
The speech Oprah gave at the Golden Globes about rape and women, that was an amazing speech. It doesn't matter her big fat Bro, Weinstein is probably the biggest slimiest rapist of the bunch(allegedly), the media says it was great. I agree.
Americans are so stupid.
The votes are locked!!!
Questionable Sexuality
Michelle Obama or, Michael Obama, I don't really want to know. Do you? Then, what was going on with Obama's basketball outfit... Can you buy clothes like that still, or is he just really good at laundry?
There was also that "queer as the blazes" Cokehead and prostitute, Larry Sinclair.
Now, going along with the women's empowerment thing, and that a lot of fat women are not only empowered to eat but to get down with other women too. The rumors of Oprah's Lesbian relationship with Gale King could prove an interesting issue. On the other hand, It may help. A guy working two jobs to send his son to NYU so his son can explore Bisexuality may feel comfort voting for "O."
Some women, lots of women, may want to abandon their family and just work full time. Oprah is that lynchpin for those women.
Bakers need to be ready for the Gays in 2021!!!