It turns out that the leader of the Canadian Conservative Party (Andrew Scheer) is a US citizen. And while he says he is renouncing that citizenship, the process - conveniently - won't be complete until after the Canadian election next month. In reality, he is working with Trump to bring Canada under US control.
Thus, the true brilliance of Trump's plan for territorial expansion is revealed! Here's how it works:
- Divert public attention with ridiculous plan to annex Greenland.
- Divert it even further with the Ukraine scandal.
- Release blackface photos of Justin Trudeau. Trump surely had these all along and was just waiting for the right time to use them!
- Blackface scandal causes Trudeau to lose much of the left-wing/"woke" vote to the NDP and the Green Party. The deepening division in that vote enables Scheer and the Conservatives to win the election, given Canada's "first past the post" electoral system.
- Scheer forms a Conservative majority government and becomes prime minister. He announces he is loyal to the US, and signs treaty with Trump making Canada part of the United States.
- America is great again! Trump has successfully made a bigger territorial acquisition than any other president (indeed, bigger than all other presidents combined), and also gotten revenge for two previous failed efforts to take over Canada (failed invasions launched during the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812).
- Trump gets reelected based on this stupendously terrific achievement that only low-energy losers could gainsay. No one can any longer doubt the brilliance of the self-proclaimed "stable genius."
And, of course, Scheer was Trump's agent all along, as we know Trump pays close attention to dual citizenship issues. Recall his attacks on Ted Cruz's Canadian ties during the 2016 election (Cruz was also a dual US-Canadian citizen for much of his life).