The Opposition was in panic. It decided to hold an urgent meeting chaired by (Senator) Drilon to decide what to do about its sad situation.
Drilon began, "Let's face it. We're in the shithouse. (Vice President) Robredo's trust rating is down to 30 percent. She is now a garbage. (Senator) Trillanes is even doing worse. Stephen Sackur of the BBC showed him to be an idiot who keeps knocking his head against a brick wall. (Senator) De Lima is in jail and the public approves of it. Alejano goofed by suggesting the Philippines changes its name. Lagman and Hontiveros are being accused of robbing the public treasury. Pangalinan has been caught holding hands with Hontiveros. I'm being portrayed as a fat pig. And Bam is nowhere to be seen. It's bad, really bad. The Dutertistas say we keeping making mistakes because we're brainless. The foreign media is beginning to doubt us. On the other hand, Duterte's popularity keeps rising. So what do we do? Anyone around the table has any idea?"
"I've an idea!" Trillanes shouted gleefully.
Everybody looked at him.
"What idea?" Drilon asked.
"Let's announce we're having a brain transplant," Trillanes said. "The Opposition will now have a new brain."
Everybody applauded.
"Great idea," Drilon said. "Now whose brain do we transplant with who?"
They all flocked to the hospital to have their brain transplanted. Trillanes replaced his with Robredo's, Alejano with Lagman's, Hontiveros with Pangalinan's, Drilon with De Lima's, Bam with Noynoy's.
After they all recovered from their operation, they decided to hold a joint press conference to unveil the new Opposition.
"We've all decided we shall no longer obstruct," Drilon announced to the press. "From now on, we shall cooperate with our great president. To begin with, we want more martial law all over the country."
The press could not believe what they were hearing.
One of the reporters asked, "Sir, why more martial law? The president didn't ask for more."
Trillanes answered, "Because the president didn't ask for it, we want to give it to him."
"But, Sir, why?" the reporter insisted.
The Opposition members looked at each other for a reply. They all had a blank look.
Trillanes answered, "Why? Because the sky is too high and the carabao cannot fly."
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