The all time Catholic favourite:
Here's one that most Irish will laugh at:
Why can't Anglicans play chess?
Because they can't tell the difference between a Bishop and a Queen!
Note: Some may laugh three times, but I dare not say why here as this is a post with unholy jokes and not jokes about nationalities or cultures, because that would be "politically incorrect"!
Here's one that most Americans will laugh at:
There was an interdenominational Protestant gathering, and a fire started in the sanctuary.
The Pentecostals got up and screamed: “Fire!”
The Baptists shouted: “Water!”
And the Presbyterians said: “Order.”
LOVE IT... LOVE IT...... BRING OUT THE BED SHEETS!
Ooops!
Ohhh ohhh..... here is another one for the folk from Ireland.....
Just recently down Belfast way a chap was walking along minding his own business when all of a sudden a man grabs him from behind and sticks a knife to his neck, and asks:
Are you a Protestant or Catholic? Well, what is it?
The guy was sweating badly, all scared he knows that he has a 50/50 chance of survival, this being Belfast and all......
He answers the attacker "I'm a Jew, I'm Jewish, I'm a jew....."
The attacker says..." A Jew, man ohhh man, alackuekberty I must be the luckiest arab in Ireland" (all said with about six hairballs being coughed up as he talks).
OK.... OK.... that one is border line... I know, no Jew jokes are politically correct......
Here's one that will make everyone laugh.....
After finding new evidence from the Berlin Bunker it was concluded that Hitler died of a heart attack, so the mail man who delivered the gas bill stated when questioned by the secret service - polizei!
Oh man.... that's not fair..... I can't tell one joke that doesn't require another one so as to balance things out.....
Ohhhh WHO CARES..... TO HELL WITH POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!
The joke of all jokes is:
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!
Talk about stupidity at its best!
Every idiot is yelling "political correctness" when in fact the only thing that can be considered correct is THE TRUTH and nothing else!
Have I stirred up the pot enough?...... Have I left anyone out?
If so, feel free to write the jokes down in the comments!