In a recent mini rant, Beto O'Rourke (Real Name: Robert Francis O'Rourke) attacked President Trump, saying...
“You have a president, who in my opinion beyond the shadow of a doubt, sought to, however ham-handedly, collude with the Russian government."
How dare Mr. Beto throw around the term "ham-handedly," without considering the feelings of pig-like people, those who have big moist, piggy-type hands and fat women with big thighs and hoof-type toe nails.
I think Senior O'Rourke is a Handhamophobe!
All little piggies must protest this obscene, little man!
Source:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/beto-orourke-donald-trump-russia-collusion_n_5c967e73e4b057f7330baa30