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LOOK, Democrats. Are you seriously going to let the child of immigrants, a dude who is both an ethnic and religious minority, destroy our rich, white, warmongering, racist candidate's chance at beating Orange McTurdfucker? This is the most important election of our generation, and you better not waste your vote on the dude who voted to impeach Cheeto Hitlerino and turned his back on his entire party out of principle! Justin Amash is NOT your friend, and neither are the screaming souls of the dead that follow Biden wherever he goes, wailing in terror as they recount their last moments in the wars he helped start and support. You can't listen to the shades of little dead boys and girls anymore than you can listen to the families destroyed by Biden's various domestic policies over the years.
I know the Russians are working overtime to convince you he's a rapist. He's not. Look, women lie, ok? Especially women who claim they've been sexually assaulted. You can't trust them. They don't remember shit. This Reade broad is purely politically motivated, and I'm not going to let multiple accounts of her bringing this up multiple times over the last 30 years sway my opinion on this. She's a crazy whore and if you listen to her you're literally an agent for the Kremlin.
President Badtanman is dangerous because he's literally insane. We have to replace him with someone who is somewhat, maybe, slightly less insane, who only goes on rambling talks about little children playing with the blonde hairs on his legs and screams at autoworkers who ask basic questions about how he would lead as President instead of suggesting the entire country chug bleach to beat coronavirus.
THIS IS IMPORTANT. Justin Amash is a fucking selfish asshole for bringing attention to the fact that he's not a rapist or insane. The fact that he's not a rapist or insane is going to take votes away from Biden, because Americans are stupid and don't want to vote for a rapist crazy person, and as a result, a different rapist crazy person might win. We need to unify behind OUR rapist, crazy asshole, to make sure we win back our nation once and for all!
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