"Why?""Because they are indecent and can impact children."
"Behen, have you ever seen a Wild Stone deodrant ad? Have you seen Indian TV serials or those Savdhaan India episodes which could make YouPorn blush? Also, item songs are very decent and have absolutely no impact on children. Why ban condom ads in a country that is set to become the most overpopulated on Earth? We don't have sex-education in schools or home so how do we remind them to have safe sex? How do you think children should be taught about what is essentially a natural act?""We don't care for that because we are terrified of sex as it is an act of love. It's well known that BJP ministers or supporters don't have sex.""But then how do you people reproduce?""We don't. On the Ahmedabad-Mumbai highway there is a secret well. If a BJP minister or supporter goes to this well between 2:43 am to 5:29 am on a Tuesday then they will most definitely find a baby floating in it. I've never understood how these babies get there. God - sorry I meant Modiji - works in mysterious ways.""Hmmmm. What about sexually transmitted diseases? Shouldn't people be encouraged to wear condoms to prevent STDs?""We are in talks with HIV, HPV, Hepatitis, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea and Herpes and are asking them to not infect the bodies of Indians between 6 am and 10 pm.""Wow, that must be a scientific breakthrough. How did your government manage to talk to these viruses and bacteria?""By talks I mean that we have a pujari praying 3 times a day that people don't get STDs because of our stupid directive.""But of course. Lekin behen, what about overpopulation?""Hindus need to produce 10 children each or Muslims will win (I don't have any proof but just trust me). If we stop showing condom ads then maybe Hindus won't use condoms and will have more children.""But if you don't show condom ads then maybe Muslims will have more children as well. Ever thought of that?""OH MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"
