Manifesto pledges include using half the proceeds to downvote 
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Right plebs, pay attention.
I've seen some shit political campaigns in my time, but you lot couldn't organise getting a fist shoved up your arse in a German brothel.
It seems to me that all you have to do to be in the top 20 witnesses on here is get some fucking autistic kid from your prayer group who happens to be good with computers and shit, get him to build you an upvote bot, and hey presto, you've started a cult and are getting rich.
What I want to know is....where's the campaign? The jolly old British spirited political fight for the hearts and minds of the stupid public?
You lot have no idea. I've had to fight every step of the way to be PM.....So being elected a Witness should be a proper piece of Piss.
I expect your unswerving loyalty. And if you don't vote for me, I'll get the DWP to withdraw your Nan's widows pension and put her heating bills up.
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