Does the name vermin supreme ring any bells? If it doesn't then you better add that extra tab and start searching because he just might be, the best candidate to ever grace the United States of America!
Mr. Supreme Believes in the best job creation program to ever be create. Mr. Supremes "pony welfare program" would give every American a pony. While the only welfare program he believes in is his pony program, he has very "different" ideas for energy creation and American health. He believes that we should harness the "awesome" power of zombies because they "are going to invade America". Mr. Supreme believes that we should take zombies and put them in massive hamster wheels as a green and renewable source of power. He theorists that zombie remains and pony poop could fuel the nation getting rid of our dependency on oil! He believes that "gingivitis has corroded this counties gum line" . He believes that we should have mandatory brushing laws and policies(they are some of his least liked policies). While some of his policies are not the most popular, he has shown to be a resilient candidate running for president for more than 30 years! He should have to wait no longer, it is time to VOTE FOR VERMIN SUPREME.