I saw how quickly bitcoin was rising and so I told my mother that I needed her credit card, of course being the angel I am she handed it to me with a smile and a kiss. I bought a casual 7.3 BTC and I was skipping along to Polo my new alt coin exchange. There I read what all the trolls were saying. They told me ETH TO THE MOON, so I hopped on my rocket ship and I tried to take off. Wouldn't start. Instead I saw it fall, downnnnn it went. I quickly sold out scratching my head and wondering where the moon was. I decided to risk it all in steem my last hope. Bought that at .006 and gave up at .003 I decided the crypto gods hate me and decided to pursue a life as a caterpillar.