Well, here I am with an imaginary talking to money:
"Dear Money: A Heartfelt Plea for Prosperity"
Dear Money,
I find myself sitting here, staring at my worn leather wallet, fingers tracing the faded creases where you once resided in abundance. Oh, how I miss the weight of you, the reassuring rustle of notes as I open my billfold. Can you hear me, my elusive friend?
My wallet:::::
Lovely coins, lovely whisper
To the coins jingling in my pocket and the sparse bills tucked away in my wallet, I whisper my deepest wishes. Stay with me longer, multiply, bring your friends.
Yes, bring more and more friends, your eldest friends they are always welcome. I promise to treat you with respect, to value your presence, and to use you wisely.
Great Currency of the world, I humbly beseech you:
Be more than just a fleeting visitor in my life. Become a constant companion, a steady stream rather than occasional droplets.
Lately, I yearn for the day when opening my banking app brings joy instead of anxiety, when my account balance grows instead of shrinks, when my stakings flourish daily...
Oh Money, I don't ask for excess or extravagance. My plea is simple:
Grant me the stability to sleep peacefully at night, free from financial worries. Allow me to provide for my loved ones without constant fear of lack. Be the foundation upon which I can build a secure future, not a slippery slope leading to stress and uncertainty.
Mighty Dollar, Sturdy Euro, Resilient Yen, Powerful BTC (and Altcoins) – whatever your form, I implore you:
Flow towards me with the constancy of a river, not the unpredictability of a desert rain. Let my pockets be your home, my bank account your favorite resting place.
Teach me your ways so that I may become a better steward of your power. Teach me your ways as I am always open to learn.
In return, I vow to respect your value, to make mindful choices, and to share your blessings with others. I promise to be a worthy custodian of your energy, using you to create not just personal wealth, but also to contribute to the well-being of my community.
So here I am, my dear Money, with open hands and an open heart. I'm ready for a new chapter in our relationship – one of mutual respect, steady growth, and harmonious coexistence. May you find your way to me in abundance, and may we dance together in a ballet of financial stability and prosperity.
P.S. Feel free to bring along your friends Savings, Investment, and Financial Freedom. They're always welcome too!
