This is my submission for BrickercupMasterX3's Bunnitch month. I thought it would be fun for our beloved vigilantes to start opening up cans of whoop-ass through a song I'm sure you are all familiar with, even though it's parodied for art's sakes. You guessed it. It's Make a Man out of You from Disney's Mulan with some altered lyrics and known in this version as Smash the Crime out from You. So, Mitch, Bunny, hit it. And joining them are Team Xtreme's very own Brick, Butch, Boomer, Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
Mitch: Well, Bunny, looks like we're up.
Bunny (in her Hulk form): Bunny ready!
(Music to Make a Man out of You starts.)
Mitch: Let's get down to business to take down some punks!
Bunny: We got no time to get high nor to act like drunks.
Mitch: We're the ones who'll beat the crap out of crime
We're the ones who'll rock you through.
Bunny: Bunny will smash the crime out from you!
Mitch: Violence reigns in our city, and there's no respite.
Bunny: But through our arrival, everything's all right.
Mitch: You can be assured that when we're around
it's our job that we must do.
Mitch and Bunny (together): Because we'll smash the crime out from you!
(Cut to Townsville at Team Xtreme headquarters where Brick, Butch, Boomer, Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles are excitedly watching Mitch and Bunny taking down criminals on their huge flat screen.)
Brick: They're gonna have to pick up the pace.
Butch: Look at how they knock 'em down.
Boomer: Gee, it's amazing how they work so well.
Blossom: Look out! That creep's got a mace.
Buttercup: Mitch is batting him right down.
Bubbles: Now Bunny is gonna send those jerks to Hell!
Brick, Butch, Boomer, Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles: Smash out crime!
Mitch: We must keep Citysville safe from danger.
Brick, Butch, Boomer, Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles: Smash out crime!
Bunny: With all our being and all our heart.
Brick, Butch, Boomer, Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles: Smash out crime.
Mitch: We gotta secure it from any stranger.
Mitch and Bunny: This is the course that both of us must chart!
Mitch: Families, friends, and others have no fear we're here.
Bunny: We'll be here to guard you. This is true and clear.
Mitch: All you felons, thieves, and misguided fools
do get out and say adieu.
Mitch and Bunny: Before we smash the crime out from you!
Brick, Butch, Boomer, Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles: Smash out crime!
Brick, Butch, Boomer, and Mitch: They/We must keep Citysville safe from danger.
Brick, Butch, Boomer, Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles: Smash out crime!
Blossom, Buttercup, Bubbles, and Bunny: With all their/our being and all their/our heart.
Brick, Butch, Boomer, Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles: Smash out crime.
Brick, Butch, Boomer, and Mitch: They/We gotta secure it from any stranger.
Mitch and Bunny: This is the course that both of us must chart!
Brick, Butch, Boomer, Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles: Smash out crime!
Brick, Butch, Boomer, and Mitch: They/We must keep Citysville safe from danger.
Brick, Butch, Boomer, Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles: Smash out crime!
Blossom, Buttercup, Bubbles, and Bunny: With all their/our being and all their/our heart.
Brick, Butch, Boomer, Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles: Smash out crime.
Brick, Butch, Boomer, and Mitch: They/We gotta secure it from any stranger.
Brick, Butch, Boomer, Mitch, Blossom, Buttercup, Bubbles, and Bunny: This is the course that both of them/us must chart!
(Music to Make a Man out of You ends.)
Well, I must say that drawing this as well as listening to Mulan's Make a Man out of You certainly gave me a lot of inspiration and drive. This got to the point where I had to listen to the song as specifically as possible in order to get the parodied lyrics down to a T, which I trust you were not an easy job but there was a lot of fun to be had.
I hope you all enjoyed this and have a great summer.
Mitch Mitchelson and Bunny Utonium, as well as Brick, Butch, Boomer, Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles, from The Powerpuff Girls, belong to Craig McCracken and Cartoon Network.
Make a Man Out of You from Disney's Mulan belongs to Matthew Wilder and David Joe Zippel.
