If You Want To Succeed You Need The Confidence Of South Asian Man

Hey Uncle Jessters

Confidence is such a rollercoaster at times, there are days when mine is sky high and I feel like I can do anything and other days I just feel like a fat useless blob that just wants to stuff his face with ice cream until I feel better or I'm dead or in a sugar coma. As we go through life we're presented with opportunities and obstacles and they often take a toll on our confidence, some of us recover with time and some of us never do.

I always wondered if there were people who had managed to solve this problem of self-confidence, I mean there are so many books on it in any book store or library but why has no one figured out how to be completely impenetrable or phased by anything.

As our engagement with one another continues to increase online and the scalability of it, criticism and backlash can hit back 1000 times worse and we've seen cyberbullying and trolling becoming a real problem for the snowflake generation.

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What is in the water down there?

If you've worked on the internet, own a blog or a social media page you MUST have come into contact with some sort of male personality from India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka or Bangladesh. These folk are a different breed, they are the most persistent, taking no for an answer, always trying to negotiate and never give up attitude may be annoying to some but to me, it's pretty impressive.

These dudes have no chill, whether their peddling some scam or trying to offer you something to someone who probably doesn't want it, they there to take on the challenge.

I've also seen many inbox exchanges friends have shown me for a laugh. They're willing to approach any woman online with 10 000s of kilometres between them and no hope of anything happening but if you don't buy a ticket how will you know if you could win right?

Seriously, in the western world we take rejection so painfully hard, we try to avoid it at all costs but these guys take it to head on like it doesn't even phase them. To me, this has to be some kind of superpower I wish I could tap into. I'm sure I'd be able to secure so many more business deals and just win more in life with that level of no fucks given about the outcome.

For the small percentage of you who don't get it

If you have somehow managed to navigate your way through the internet without being approached by South Asian men, then here's a video on pretty much what it's like to interact with them.

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