Am I the only one who thinks a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with banana slices and Oreo cookies is a grand idea? Each of those ingredients is delicious by itself, 🤔 combined should make for a great contender and an easy victory in this week’s Food Fight—put up your dukes! 🥊 Happy Friday, #steemit—thanks for hangin out with me right now! Without you, I’d be here with just myself, this phone and a couple of capable thumbs, punching away at a keyboard behind a silent, illuminated, heat sensitive touch screen—I wouldn’t have anyone to introduce this sandwich to.

Hive account@puravidaville made peanut butter. Fresa jelly sin adicion de azucar. A banana from mercado de farmers. #vegan friendly Oreo cookies. Sliced bread and, last but not least, my favorite Friday of the week!
_{fun fact: “Yes! We made it to another Friday!” <— just like that in your search bar will pull up a grip of half-naked chicks. 🤔 I tried “Thursday” and received no bikinis for my efforts. “Saturday” had some cats (feline) but apparently half naked chicks (non-feline) don’t come out until “Friday.” end of fun fact.}

All of your ingredients should look like this if you use the exact same ingredients I did, place them exactly how I placed mine and take a picture of your display with an iPhone:

I sliced up some banana first because I needed a knife anyway and they’re the easiest way to open these bananas. They’re not like the bananas I’m familiar with, these ones are light orange colored instead of white and they stay good inside the peel even if the outside of it is black. Peeling them by hand isn’t impossible, it’s just easier with a knife.

Just going through the motions now—piece of ~~cake~~ sandwich! First, I spread the peanut butter and jelly. Next, the crucial placement of banana slices and, finally, my favorite part—Oreo cookies. Disfruta amigos y amagas!

Peanut butter and Oreo cookies is a no-brainer, right? The two of those go together like a Rothschild and currency printers—everyone knows that. The jelly is strawberry (fresa), I ♥️ fresa jelly like non-felines ♥️ Friday in my search bar and this one doesn’t even have added sugar, it’s delicious—my favorite! Three delicious things should make for one great sandwich, right? Great plus a banana, who doesn’t ♥️ bananas and sliced bread?! The majority of humanity compares sliced bread to “the greatest thing.” It’s great for everything, right?

Wrong!

I took a bite of it and I even managed to stomach it but I won’t do that again—noted! Unbeknownst to me, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with banana slices and Oreo cookies is a horrible idea—got it! I almost lost an Oreo over the debacle (here’s how I got the title).

Build it Up:

Tear it Down:

Build it Back Up Again:

Food Fight Friday Plan B

Same place next week, deal? Hive account@foodfightfriday is a fun place to be—they even created their own discord channel the other day. I have a sneaking suspicion you know what #food is and, seeing how you’re reading this right now, it’s safe to assume you’re hip to #steemit—that’s pretty much all you need. 👍🏿 Have a great weekend!