A few years back, I had the chance to visit beautiful Ireland. Beneath Dublin and all that Guinness pubs we spend some time out in the green.
This trip was done with my good old friend 
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The schedule was packed with meetings, but our host – being Irish and understanding what really matters – organized the quintessential golf outing for us two Germans. Because what's a trip to Ireland without at least attempting to play golf on one of those legendary links courses?
I'm no pro. Far from it, actually. But that's never stopped me from enjoying the game. Or from making a complete mess of it on one of the world's most famous holes.
Enjoy this story the way I enjoyed that day – and the wonderful game of golf, even when it goes spectacularly wrong.
High Hopes
I'd had such high hopes for that October day.
County Louth Golf Club in Baltray. One of Ireland's most significant links courses. Founded in 1892. Nearly 7,000 yards of pure dunes golf at the mouth of the River Boyne, regularly ranked among the world's top courses. A course for legends.
And me? I'd come to make history. Or at least to survive the famous 14th hole.
The Hole
The 14th at Baltray isn't just any hole. It's the hole. Tom Doak raves about it. Golf magazines list it among the best short par 4s in the world. It’s barely 300 meters, but it’s pure strategy: an elevated tee, the Irish Sea at your back, and a green perched on a plateau like some sandy altar, surrounded by bunkers that look like they've been waiting a hundred years for precisely my ball.
So there I stood on the tee. Wind from the left, gusting and nasty. The drizzle hung in the air like a wet blanket. Seagulls circled overhead – probably anticipating the spectacle about to unfold. The green sat up there, proud and challenging. I thought: "Today. Today's the day."
The Swing
Because of the wind and the treacherous layout, I decided against the driver. I selected an iron to play it safe. The wind? At least two clubs more. The distance? With this wind, it felt like a marathon. My strategy: Middle of the fairway, leave a short wedge in, don't get too ambitious.
I took my swing.
It felt... well, it felt like something. Contact with the ball was – how shall I put this diplomatically – suboptimal. I caught it thin. Very thin. So thin the ball seemed to skim across the grass rather than fly through the air.
Disaster
It flew low. Very low. And naturally, right. Way right. In an elegant arc that had absolutely nothing to do with the trajectory I'd envisioned, my ball disappeared into the long grass to the right of that world-famous green complex.
Brilliant.
The Rough
The rough at Baltray isn't ordinary rough. It's dunes rough. Wild, dense, wet, unforgiving. Grass that reaches your knees. Bushes that look like they've been waiting since 1892 for exactly this moment. And somewhere in there was my ball.
The search began.
The Search
I waded into the wet grass, my shoes immediately soaked through, trousers too. With my wedge, I parted the grass like Moses and the Red Sea – except my sea wasn't particularly interested in parting. I pushed aside clumps of grass, stepped on invisible bumps, cursed quietly to myself.
One minute passed. Two minutes.
Embarrassment
According to the rules, I only had three minutes. With every second, this was getting more embarrassing. Here I was at the world-famous 14th at Baltray, a hole that golf writers compose poetry about, and I was searching for my ball in the weeds like a lost house key.
"Better at talking than playing golf," I muttered to myself.
An accurate self-assessment, really.
Desperation
Two minutes and thirty seconds. Two minutes and forty-five. I was already considering how I'd tell this story later.
"Yes, the 14th at Baltray, spectacular hole, unfortunately I demonstrated my ball-searching technique rather than my short game."
And then – triumph!
Found It
Two minutes and fifty-five seconds later – found it! Nestled between two clumps of grass, maybe ten meters from the green. My Titleist, just sitting there. Dirty, wet, and definitely mine.
The lie was unplayable. Of course it was unplayable for me. The ball sat so deep in the grass I could barely see it, let alone strike it properly.
But in that moment, I didn't care.
Victory
I'd found it. I'd beaten the three-minute deadline. That was, in that moment, my victory.
I stood there, soaked from the drizzle, shoes full of water, grass stains on my trousers, and looked over at the green towering unapproachably above me. The green where the greats of golf had stood. The green I would have reached with a halfway decent shot. The green that now seemed to be laughing at me.
What had I expected, really?
History
County Louth Golf Club has seen many great moments since 1892. Championships. Tournaments. Shane Lowry winning as an amateur. And then, on a grey October day, there was me: a golfer with more enthusiasm than skill, who needed every last second of his three-minute limit just to find his ball beside the course's most famous hole.
Reflection
Later, sitting in the clubhouse – that solid, warm building overlooking the 18th green and the Irish Sea – with a Smithwick's in hand, I thought about the day. Sometimes it's not the perfect shots that make a day memorable. Sometimes it's the complete mishits at the world-famous 14th in Baltray, followed by a desperate search through wet dunes grass.
Tom Doak was right. The 14th really is one of the world's best par 4s.
You just have to get the ball onto the green.
That small detail I'd overlooked.
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The good end
No more words
Have a great day everybody
and let us travel the world again
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