It has been scientifically proven after extensive test and experimentation that I am the world's best hugger. I know, it's impressive.
I propose a further experiment where I, the world's best hugger, and you, the worlds most enthusiastic hugger, actually hug and see what happens. I'm sure it will be hugtastic.
RE: Owning My Affectionate Self: Redefining My Humanity as a Hugger