The unescrupulous doctor Bungus Greedy-Scalpel VS the holy witchdoctor Divine Healer! Who's gonna win this fight?
Source: TV Tropes and Splinterlands
This post is an entry to the PsyberX Celebrity Death-Match Contest made by 
Bungus Greedy-Scalpel
Background: People usually wants a doctor in order to save lives, but Bungus decided to become a surgeon when he found that people were worth more dead than alive. A good liver, a hearth and healthy lungs are always in high demand in the Black Market, and dead people don't need them, right? Wait, they aren't dead yet? OK, OK... a quick cut in their aorta arthery and BAM, they're dead now. Then it's just harvest the organs and pocket the profits. Couldn't be easier than that!
Want to know more about Bungus Greedy-Scalpel? Just read my post regarding this character that I've created to the game PsyberX!!
Divine Healer
Background: She's just a Khymian that knows how to use medicines synthesized from plants all around the Splinterlands in order to alleviate the symptoms of nearly any ailment. Most of her time is occupied with attemptin to cure the Burn. To outsiders, however, she's a holy witchdoctor that can cure any illness!
"You're everything that a Doctor shouldn't be, Mr. Bungus... Are you ashamed of yourself? You should be."
"Shut up, old lady. I'll kill you and harvest your organs, just like I did in the past with that stupid 103-years-old lady. And, by your looks, I think you're way older than her! I don't even think that someone will want to buy your organs, but we'll find out, won't we?"
"Your heart is full of hate and hostility, while mine's full of love and compassion. The dark forces are strong, yes... but they always perish in the end. Good always prevail."
"And how, exactly, you'll defeat me, granny? You'll beat me with your cane? HAHAHAHA!"
She smirks.
The Divine Healer taps her staff twice into the ground, and a purple mist instantly appears around her, along with pale blue lights. One of these lights takes the form of a bolt, and heads in the direction of Bungus. For a few centimeters, he dodges.
"Witchcraft, huh? I knew you had some secret... this will be fun. Really fun!"
Bungus uncouples his defibrillator-hand and quickly throws the device toward the Divine Healer. Unfortunately, she is not as fast as Bungus and isn't able to dodge the defibrillator: when it touch her skin, an electrical charge burns the whole body of the old woman.
"The elders of my tribe taught me long ago how to treat lightning injuries. Your electronic devices are nothing more than a weak and limited version of the forces of nature."
She takes a small pot of herbs from her purse and rubs it on her burned skin. In a few seconds, the skin regenerates and any sign that it was once burned is gone.
While Bungus is still trying to understand how she isn't dead from the huge electrical charge, she taps her staff into the ground 4 times.
<tap-tap-tap-tap>
Bungus jumps to the left side, expecting another magic lightning bolt. But what happens with him is something very, VERY weird: the Divine Healer became fast! She's just too damn fast now! How is this even possible?
After a few seconds, he realizes what's actually happening: the granny isn't fast...everything is fast! That means that... GODDAMIT! HE'S THE ONE THAT'S SLOWED DOWN!
"You dirty witch! You can't do this with me, I can't even fight like this! This...this... this is against the rules!". His voice is slurred.
"There are no rules in the Cyberpunk City. Hasta la Vista, Bungus."
A hail of green lightning comes out of the magic staff, each one of them striking Bungus in the middle of his chest. His life force slowly goes away, bolt after bolt... and he can't even do anything to avoid this painful death.
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