Mournful salute and reverence,
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
Greetings to all!
It has been a little over a week since I last posted, just after receiving my last weed order in the mail. As I smoke reasonably and had about 20 g of combined weed varieties delivered, I'm about only half-way through my supply. I don't often roll fatties, so the amount of weed I have stashed usually lasts me longer than if I was to be going full on burnout with that weed, like a lot of folk do. But as reasonable an old man as I tend to be, I sometimes like to treat myself... ;)
Initially, when I receive a new weed order, I religiously avoid mixing the strains together, preferring to appreciate a given strain fully, with all its unique features and effects. It is known Sativas will boost you up and give you fuel to move around and do things, while Indicas will tend to help you unwind tight nerves and muscles and alleviate pain, as well as facilitating sleep inducing and relaxation.
After having tasted all the strains I have bought last time (yes, I know, I'm missing some reviews lol) in an abundant manner, each separately, I decided it was time to mix a few strains together and make a big joint. So I'll be telling you about the Fatty I just smoked, a few minutes ago...
I began by taking all the remaining Incredible Bulk I had left and gently shaking it, so I would only break off those parts already about to fall on their own. As it was one of the biggest, if not THE biggest bud I have left, the shakeoff method gave me about half a gram of flower...
According to MyKush.Ca, the Incredible Bulk is described as such:
"Incredible Bulk is a mixture of three notable indicas. Big Bud combines with Super Skunk and Green Spirit to create the sweet earthy flavors of hash that usher in Incredible Bulk’s relaxing effects. Its sedating effects make Incredible Bulk a great choice to help you unwind at the end of the day. Originally bred by Dr. Krippling for its heavy yields and ease of growth, Incredible Bulk is a very stable plant that makes a compelling case for indoor cultivation. The buds are known to explode in size when grown hydroponically."
Effects
Creative | Happy | Hungry | Relaxing | Sleepy
May Relieve
Asthma | Chronic Pain | Insomnia | Loss of Appetite | Migraines | Muscle Spasms | PTSD | Stress
Aromas
Lavender | Pine
Flavours
Herbal | Pine | Skunky | Spicy | Sweet | Tropical
We can appreciate the strong indica element this strain has to offer, as well as the high THC content. I always liked this one on its own, but its earthy flavor make it ideal for mixing...
Speaking of which, the second component in the mix was Lemon Haze, the only sativa strain I had on hand. According to MyKush.Ca, it is described as such:
"Lemon Haze is a cross between Silver Haze and Lemon Skunk, it is a strong and versatile bud, with many desirable properties:
A hard hitting strain will leave your feeling extremely euphoric and happy. It is often recommended when you have had a rough day.
It will leave you a bit mellow and relaxed, a few more hits and you may even start experiencing symptoms of couch-lock.
Lemon Haze is effective at treating depression, stress and chronic pains and aches.
Lemon Haze carries a strong citrus aroma, and a similar sweet aftertaste.
An increase in cerebral activity may lead to stimulating conversation, and it is a great strain to enjoy with friends.
Lemon Haze is an ideal all-purpose strain with a pleasant and refreshing aroma. It’s as enjoyable when shared with friends as its when savored alone. If you do break it out around others though, order enough to share, as its unique aroma is bound to turn some heads. Order now we deliver Lemon Haze anywhere in Canada quickly and discreetly."
Effects
Energizing | Euphoria | Happy | Uplifting
May Relieve
Bipolar Disorder | Chronic Pain | Depression | Fatigue | Headaches | Loss of Appetite | Migraines | Nausea | PTSD | Stress
Aromas
Citrus | Earthy | Lemon
Flavours
Citrus | Lemon | Lime | Sweet | Tangy
I was inspired to add this one to the mix, as its energizing uplifting effects would balance well with the characteristics of the indica
Another strain I had handy was Nuken, which, according to MyKush.Ca, is described as such:
"Nuken, the mostly indica dominant strain is Canadian, delivering even-keeled effects alongside a sweet, earthy aroma of fresh herbs and grass.
Nuken won’t leave you sedated with a high characterized by a long-lasting and relaxing buzz.
Its buzz starts in your spine and slowly spreads throughout your body, relieving you of any pain.
Perfect for treating conditions such as chronic pain, mild cases of depression, and chronic stress or anxiety.
A long lasting and quite strong, relaxing without being especially sleepy.
It can be good day or evening smoking.
Effects
Body High | Euphoria | Happy | Relaxing | Sleepy
May Relieve
ADD/ADHD | Anxiety | Arthritis | Chronic Pain | Depression | Fibromyalgia | Gastrointestinal Disorder | Insomnia | Muscle Spasms | Stress
Aromas
Earthy | Pungent | Skunky | Sweet
Flavours
Pine | Sweet | Woody
This one, even with a 25% THC lvl, is surprisingly clear headed, for an indica, so I figured it would fit well, I added a small bud I had handy that was just waiting to be mixed in...
As well as did the last, but not least, ingredient of the four, the legendary Peanut Butter Breath, which, According to MyKush.Ca, is described as such:
"Peanut Butter Breath is a relatively new strain to the industry. PB Breath is known to be a fairly even 50/50 hybrid and has been traced back to Dosidos x Mendobreath f2. The nugs in this plant are usually smaller, very dense, covered in frosty keef, and give off a very light green coloring. The name is somewhat misleading when it comes to the smell and taste of this bud; our Peanut Butter Breath smells and tastes of fresh pine with an herbal, earthy finish. This is a great smoke for anyone who wants to kick back, relax, and maybe grab a few munchies!"
Effects
Cerebral | Relaxing
May Relieve
Chronic Pain | Mood Swings | Nausea
Aromas
Earthy | Kush | Nutty | Pine | Pungent
Flavours
Creamy | Nutty | Sweet
This PB strain is one of my favorites and was an easy choice to add to the mix!
The total amount of weed I had after blending them all together was somewhere between 1.5 g and 2.0 g. It rolled up into a very eye pleasing joint you can appreciate below:
I was pleasantly surprised by the result, the flavors of all those #strains blending seamlessly together, producing a strong toking joint. The hints of citrus coming from the Haze made for an interesting twist to the typically earthy indica dominance, balancing out the pine tasting terpenes with mouth watering fruitiness. Quite a pleasing experience!
This joint definitely was awesome to roll, smoke and write about, as well as you are for #smoking and re-smoking this post! Thanks for reading and keep on smoking (or not, maybe you like edibles better...)
Love is the Law, love under will.
The Reverend Maelstrohm Black
N.B.:This post first appeared on Smoke.io and can be found here:
https://smoke.io/nugporn/@maelstrohmblack/i-smoked-a-fatty-with-4-kinds-of-weed-in-it-the-complete-ly-stoned-story