Happy monday amazing peeps 🥰

Hope you are having a fantastic start on your week and finding things that makes you Smile!

I SURE DID 😂

Sometimes its good to look back on
your older posts, learn from past mistakes and sometimes you even come across hilarious writings that in a way...
Is TO embarrassed to share but for some reason you just HAVE to
😂 Hahahaha

This is some of my old freewrites that I did for Hive account@mariannewest and I never been much of a writer but it didn't stop me from trying 😉

So here are my most embarrasing freewrites ✍️ and... Try not to laugh...

I DARE YOU 😂

^{Made by the sweet Hive account@mariannewest}

ENJOY!!

The elephant in the room!

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The elephant in the room says the things that Noone else has the guts to say.
Everyone is thinking it but
Noone says a word.
Walking around the words and
avoiding the obvious issue.

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I'm the elephant who speaks your minds and it messes with my head as I'm only an elephant so please just solve the issue and get it out of your system..
Choose to be Free!!

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CRACKER!!

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Cracker as in fire cracker?
Butt cracker?
Buiscuit cracker?
I guess it comes in many forms
and who am I to judge? 😁

The Buiscuit cracker was filled with vanilla and coconut,
one bite and the flavor just filled the mouth with heavenly joy.
I just couldn't get enough and ended
up eating them all.

I desided to bake some myself
as they were so delicious.
Found the recepe and made all the
work and finally time for the oven.

30 minutes and it will be done!

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I heard this loud noice, sounded like
fire cracker
As I went to the kitchen it was like
new year with fire all over...came from the oven and as I opened...

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Ops...well burned cookies and a
broken oven.
Well isn't this lovely. Another baking disaster.
Cracker cracker... Wherefore are
thau Cracker!

Hope it cracked you up 😂😂 Hahahaha

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Suprise coming to you!

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Yes I wish this was the suprise but
it's only me.
The real surprise came this
morning and...

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Say HI to Mr Poo!

I had waited for him for many days
and he just desides not to come out
no matter how HARD
I tried.... Pew 😓

At this point I was really feeling the pressure and got all sweaty but no Mr poop....

How do I fix this?

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Then I..... 😀 of course

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I just eat as much as I can to force him out there's no way he ever can stand against this pressure.... Lol very contempt with myself

But I should have known better... Hugh.... 😣

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My tummy just made me all nachos and sweating... Damn he is a hardass....

Can't accept this so next stop the toilet and books as I was expecting him to fight me all the way so lots of time....
But then..... 💩 😲 Whaaat??
-You gave up this easy??
-No actually it was really hard,
kind of like me😂

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A relief for both of us...
Poop yourself free 😂😂

Damn guys I apologize for this story.
.... Oye 🙈

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PAINT!!

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The paint keeps bleeding down the walls,
and a pain rush through my body
when Irealize....
I completely missed my target
and hit the wall.

Paintball, what a joke and moving targets are not my strong suit.
I aim for one and hits another..

Another pain, the bright orange color that hits me everytime I se this wall.
Completely chose the wrong color and now have to feel pain just looking at it.

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